Empty Aphorisms Everywhere

Wtaps is one of those brands that I really tend to be drawn to, but have never, ever bought anything from. I don’t know what it is. I love the idea of sweatshirts with empty aphorisms printed all over the fucking back. I feel like Wtaps sales are buoyed every year by thirsty dudes who think that at some point they’ll be dating a nice thick girl who will wear their Wtaps sweatshirt with nothing else on, while rolling up a blunt. And then they’ll be able to finally say, “I’m living out my Tumblr dreams right now, guys.” Grab a Wtaps sweatshirt and live out half of your Tumblr dreams right now, guys.

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  • connor

    sweatshirt is oscar-the-grouch’s-trashcan level shit but funny read