Embracing Weird Ass Pockets

Everybody needs to start embracing trousers with weird ass pockets on them. One, they’re just practical. You can probably fit an entire Lunchable in these joints. And I’m talking the v rare next level make your own pizza Lunchables. Two, whimsical pockets break up your otherwise boring ass silhouette and make you look hip and modern. Or, like a guy with giant pockets and really expensive shoes. Buy these Beams Plus mountain pants and the only summit you’ll have to worry about is the mountain of student debt THAT IS ACCRUING LITERALLY AS I TYPE THIS OUT.

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  • Jayeson Forrest Douthit

    The ass pockets on these are pretty normal, though. It’s the front pockets that are weird.