Eligible, Wealthy, Tall, Dark, Handsome

Ami’s F/W 13 offerings are starting to hit the digital shelves and this shearling trimmed bomber is the absolute fucking motto. Designed for dudes who don’t think too much about getting dressed up (i.e. handsome types) this jacket will create the illusion that you are (a) eligible; (b) wealthy; (c) tall; (d) dark; (e) and handsome. It’s a shame then that when you manage to get some poor shorty back to your place, she’ll find out that this jacket is the only moderately cool thing about you. In reality you’re just a millennial asshole who plays video games too much and owns a single, really choice piece of Parisian outerwear. Still worth it.

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  • PurpleKushY

    LMAO @ the end of this