Eat Your Feelings

Simple, man. You gotta keep it simple. In this case simple means an indigo shawl collar pullover. Wear it with everything. Wear it so often your girlfriend starts to hate it and project all the things she resents about you onto that poor shawl collar. After a while you’ll, in turn, start to resent her for hating on your Farm Tactics pullover so much. Eventually you guys will break up which is fine because you weren't meant to be together in the first place. After that, you're free to keep as many extra Bagel Bites in the pouch pocket as you'd like for when you need to eat your feelings.