Holy fucking shit. What the fuck does Aaron Levine think he’s doing over there at Club Monaco? This fucking thing is way too good for shitty Middle American malls. Keep this shit in NYC boutiques so my asshole cousin in Florida can’t get his hands on it. Like, do you see this thing? Black Watch tartan, cargo pockets, waxed shell—this entire jacket is just too fucking cool for anyone other than me to be wearing. If any of you scumbags think you’re cool enough to pull this jacket off you can go grab it over at Club Monaco for $389. Be forewarned, if I see ANYONE with this on I’m dropkicking them square in the dick and ripping it off their back.
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