Driving Your Mom And Dad’s Car While High On PCP

HEAD PORTER PLUS, SON. All you need to know about Head Porter Plus is that every collection will have parkas and jackets you will want to own. Their trousers are weird and have crotch detailing, but, then again, who doesn’t appreciate a little crotch detailing on a rainy day? It’s such basic clothing and yet, here I am, wanting all of it every time. What I’m clearly telling you to do is spend all your money on expensive foreign casual sportswear. I’m your bad influence friend. You know, the one who encourages you to steal your mom and dad’s car. “Yo Doug, we should drive your mom and dad’s car. HIGH ON PCP.”