Dries Van Noten Hates Water Snakes

This right here? That's water snakeskin, dude. You didn't hear? Waviness and luxuriousness are next to godliness. Just ask Dries, he'll let you know what's up. We recommend telling people it’s from a poisonous snake—how the fuck are they gonna know? Oh, you think they can just do a little research on their smartphone? Not if you break that shit "by accident." Don’t say the snake was super rare or anything though, because then they’ll think you’re a just cruel bastard with good taste. But hey, even Indiana Jones hated snakes, man.

  • 820

    So, where can I buy this? I can guarantee that you guys haven’t taken these photos, so you better link up.

    • lawrences

      Ugh, click the link in the first sentence…

  • http://www.cirquedelatelier.blogspot.com Cirque de l’Atelier

    Dries Van Noten is on fire lately, their fall and spring collections were sick! love the snake skin look…skin the gross things, they creep me out