Drew Brees Van Noten

This Drew Brees Van Noten botanical print parka is super tight even if Barney's totally bricked the styling as per usual. Like, can we get a fucking T-shirt for this dude? What kind of animal wears a $900 parka with nothing underneath? I remember this one girl in high school would wear hoodies with no shirts on underneath and I found it very suspect even if the inherent idea of being one layer closer to boobies was clearly exciting. Anyway, the point is that you should definitely buy this and definitely not wear it this way. Instead, maybe cop a size that fits, throw it on over a long T-shirt (with rare hemlines if you wanna be a real pro about it), paired alongside some light wash denim and fresh SK-8 Hi's.

  • dbao

    Glad I’m not the only one who can’t stand Barney’s product shots…