Don’t Rip A Pit When You’re Chatting Up Moms With Fatties

Left Field came outta...fuck that. I refuse to be basic even if it is Friday. This light blue chambray workshirt has metal buttons and even the armholes are triple stitched, which means that you could probably do, like, Pilates in it. You don’t want to rip a pit when you’re chatting up moms with fatties. Think a chambray workshirt might be a little too warm for the summertime? Thinking about a nice linen blend instead? REAL ACTION HEROES WEAR CHAMBRAY.