Don’t Let Milf Nature Fool You

I don’t know about you, but I’m finna stay warm this winter. This early December mid-50’s shit is cool for now, however I know for sure that Milf nature is just fucking with us. That saucy bitch made me look like a fool all throughout high school when I was too cool to wear hats/jackets/anything even remotely warm and I swore to myself I’d never let that shit happen again. Now that I think about it, I have no idea what I was fucking thinking. Like, which kid in my high school came up with the “it’s uncool to be warm” shit? Fucking around wearing only a hoodie when it was 10 below outside. It was THE WORST. Nowadays I’m accessorized like a motherfucker—impervious to the cold. These 100% hats from Beams Plus will help you be like me—warm and smart, but most of all they’ll help keep you from looking like a total dick.

  • http://www.mrmag.bandcamp.com MaG

    white people made that sh*t up. boat shorts in the winter. no socks in the winter. no hats in the winter. nothing remotely resembling a warm item of clothing. i’d be made as f*ck in high school when it would be snowing outside and 20 degrees and i saw this white dude with shorts and a jacket. shorts. and a jacket. its like, they’re X-Men and their super power is immunity from the cold. not i, says MaG. not i.*

    *this comment is not sponsored by Four Pins or James Tirado, who love white people. i do too. just in case anyone was wondering…

  • http://disenchantedyouth.tumblr.com Braeza

    White Australian who wore shorts every single day of High School through fucken’ anything. No idea why it was a thing, but I am definitely proud of such inane stupidity at this juncture point in my life where I’m discovering warm clothes and the perks they offer.