Domo Arigato, Mr. Bad Boyfriend

Have you seen a bunch of cool guys rocking umbrellas in the snow lately? Did you actually think umbrellas were only for rain? UMBRELLAS ARE FOR PRECIPITATION PERIOD. This umbrella from Blue Blue Japan is way nicer than a throwaway pharmacy joint and just as compact (although that means you won’t be able to act like the Penguin with it). And it even says "arigato" on it! The interior print is just for you and your lady. She likes it when you pay attention to the little details. It tricks her into thinking you pay attention to the small things in your relationship too, like getting her flowers "just because" and remembering her favorite flavor of gelato. But you don't because, ironically, you allocate all your brainpower to things like umbrella linings and not gelato flavors.