Denying Yourself Future Employment

Gant Rugger makes these handsome trays from single sheets of Scandinavian birch wood. And, as we have discussed ad nauseum, Scandinavian style is v next level, so you can only magine how amazing Scandinavian wood is. PAUSE. I don’t know what the fuck you would do with a tray like this because I never have company over, so it’s not like I’m serving people up fancy drinks that require muddling and canapés and shit. Let’s be honest, you aren’t having people over to your hovel of an apartment either, but you will post a photo on Instagram of you rolling weed on these. Your future employers will probably see it and decline to hire you, but at least they’ll think you’re a classy degenerate.