Date Night Alphets

Feit makes these leather slip-ons and I think they're a great compromise between dress shoes and sneakers. Like, if we were on a really terrible makeover show, I’d suggest these shoes for the surfer dude that insists on wearing Vans slip-ons every day of his life as a nice pair of shoes for "date night." Makeover shows always spend a lot of time on date night alphets because, let's be honest, makeover shows are all about the dissatisfied significant other who is using reality television to change their partner. I would hope we would all pick the yayo colorway, but, really, all the options are rock solid.

  • London Calling

    4 bills for these ghastly shoes?