Danish Denim

CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP WITH THESE BUCKET, BREH. This particular joint is denim and Danish, although, technically, it was made in the USA. But "denim and Danish" sounds way better when you're gassed up on alliterations. I'm really digging the shape of this particular bucket. You’re probably asking yourself, “Does this jerkstore even own a bucket hat?” I DO. TONS OF EM. I AM BALD, WHICH MEANS MY HAT GAME IS NEXT LEVEL TO COMPENSATE. I TRICK GIRLS INTO THINKING I GOT CRAZY WAVY FLOW, JUST LIKE THEY TRICK ME INTO THINKING THEY HAVE HUGE BOOBS.