Danger Is The Point Of Fashion

WOOO UNDERCOVER MADE THESE WOVEN BUCKET HATS AND FOR ALL YOU BUCKET HATERS THEY THREW A MIDDLE FINGER ON IT. These hats verge dangerously close to lame-ass floppy hat status that will get you sonned on the internet and in person. But that’s the whole point of fashion. THE DANGER. If you’re not teetering on the edge of lamedom, you ain’t trying hard enough. Plus you need something else to wear that will embarrass every friend and loved one you have in your life. Because real fashion makes your friends and your girl’s vagina hate you.