Dad Jeans For Your Torso

This Remi Relief down vest is made with Teflon coated washed denim. YO, DAD JEANS FOR YOUR TORSO. It's all very ‘80s. Think cocaine and uzis. Check the sweet details though—pressed buttons, a cool zipper pull and embroidered surfer girls. Also, if you’re fancy call this vest a "gilet". My new mixtape is gonna be called SWEATPANTS AND BULLETPROOF GILETS. It's dropping spring of 3075. Speaking of mixtapes, I just found a burned CD in my 2000 Chevy Blazer (CAUSE I’M A MOTHERFUCKING BALLER) that had a song with JaRule and J.Lo on it. Do you guys remember that?!?!