Crushing The Dreams Of A Million Struggle Tinker Hatfields

Monochromatic sneakers are wear it’s at. (SPOT THE PUN, GENIUS? IT’S NOT A TYPO, YOU SON OF A BITCH.) I bet you’re always like, "I should just make my own on Nike iD," but we both know you never actually order your "designs" because they fucking suck. Shout out to Nike iD for prematurely crushing the dreams of a million struggle Tinker Hatfields when their latest and greatest creations get shitted all over during 8th grade lunch period. We don’t need your weak shit no mo'. I like the all grayness of these shoes and I’m not even that bummed at the USA plastered across the back. It makes these more like a stealth jet fighter. I'm thinking Top Gun, but way less homoeroticOr maybe more. That all depends on you.

  • http://four-pins.com/author/angelos/ angelo spagnolo

    There’s a typo in the first line.

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      call the burn unit…

  • http://whatthefuckgeb.tumblr.ocm GEB

    I don’t know why, but I am surprised that you guys know what USATF means on the back of the sneaker.

  • yuyu wow

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