Cost Per Wear Vs. The Cost of Maintaining One’s Status

Talking superlatives comes natural when you're the best menswear site in the game, and that's why this $1300 intarsia sweater courtesy of The Elder Statesman is the holiest of ca$hmere holies to ever grace the Internet. The enormous sun and moon graphic makes this the kind of statement piece one can only wear, roughly, every two months or so, according to people I work with who get photographed a lot. Maintaining Illuminati status means you can't allow your fellow Masons to be all like, "Bro, you just wore that shit three weeks ago. You're officially getting downvoted the fuck off Tumblr." Based on my mathematical calculations, the cost per wear on this is equivalent to the cost of maintaining one's status.