Cooler Than 99% Of The Jackets You Already Own

If I told you about a shawl collar, double breasted jacket you'd probably be like, "SUCK IT, SPREZZ LORD. WE WANT JORDANS AND TAPERED PANTS LIKE WE SIKI IM." But hold on ya fuckfaces, this Stephan Schneider jacket is fucking amazing. The hidden placket and waist pockets mean that it's cooler than 99% of the jackets you already own. I want to live in a really progressive European city, have a really nice espresso with toast and butter and jam in a really minimal kitchen, drive a really nice luxury automobile and shop for really fresh groceries in a really quaint market all the while wearing cool ass jackets like this one. And don't worry,  all the lighting will be really soft.