Classy One Night Stands

This houndstooth overcoat from MP di Massimo Piombo is classy as fuck. I mean, if your name was Massimo Piombo, I’m pretty sure it’d be impossible for you to not be classy as fuck. You’d probably be rich too because I don’t think poor people have are allowed to have amazing names like that. So, you’d be classy and rich and probably bang tons of girls and even though they’d most likely be one night stands, they’d be the classiest one night stands ever. Like, you’d go see to the opera or something, eat an amazing meal that had apéritifs and digestifs, and then shmang it out on the most luxurious of high thread count sheets.

  • Dave Hahn

    Am I the only one that think this looks like a jacket my 5 foot tall grandma (RIP) would wear?

    • Mturman3

      Up close it kinda does. But from a distance, with the ascot, that jacket is classy as fuck.