Chump Pokemon

Are you too cool for camouflage yet? If not, you will be eventually. In any case, A.P.C. will have you laced for your post-camouflage days whenever it is that they do finally arrive with this polygon camouflage shit. I think these are, like, trapezoids, right? Fuck if I know, it’s not like anything you learned in school actually matters in real life. You know what does matter? That fucking Porygon character from Pokemon. That piece of shit had to be the worst Pokemon in the whole fucking game. His one move was, like, a weak ass fucking “tackle”. Such a piece of shit. He’s definitely tied with Magikarp for the biggest chump in the entire game.

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  • http://guidetobadtaste.blogspot.com John Lugg

    You must have sucked at Pokemon.

    • lawrences

      +1

  • anb

    Tackle and like… Sharpen. Ridiculous, son.