Ugly Christmas Suits Are The New Ugly Christmas Sweaters

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We've reached peak Ugly Christmaswear with this shit, fam. Are you fucking joking me? First, ugly Christmas sweaters are becoming a million dollar industry and now, companies are producing suits inspired by said sweaters. Shinesty has put out a small collection of three ugly Christmas suits in varying terrible patterns to satisfy everyone out there who has little to no personality. Guys, please, just stop this shit once and for all and wear regular clothes for the holidays. Look at these things, but not for too long. It's like staring into the sun. Be careful lest your rods and cones get completely fucked. Are these made out of construction paper? The closeups sure don't do these things any justice. Either way, if you're looking to blow $110 on a gimmick that's probably closer to fiberglass insulation than it is actual clothing, we got you.

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