Channel That Cool Kid You Used To Be

Epperson Mountaineering went captain insano on this backpack. Suede? For really real? There's some serious luxe stuff going on here, especially for a backpack you're supposed to wear when climbing mountains, my dudes. You’re probably thinking, “What about when it rains? Wah wah wah.” DON’T BE SUCH A PUSSY. It’s just a backpack. Also, beat up suede looks amazing. How the fuck do you think it gets a patina in the first place? Seriously, you guys gotta relax a little. Remember when you were a kid and the only person who cared about you ruining your clothes was your mom? Channel that cool kid you used to be. HE’S STILL IN THERE SOMEWHERE LIKE FAT, OLD PETER PAN IN HOOK.