Captain Save A Ho

Do you want to shine bright like a diamond? How about just have a general ethereal glow about you like those motherfuckers Ferngully? Then you need to get this EG Andover jacket. Iridescence is the future. Remember when girls used to be heavy into body glitter? Middle school chicks were out here like skrippers. Anyways, I get it, I really do. When you shine like a goddamn forest sprite your mood is elevated, there’s a skip in your step and your friends all make way too many Captain Save A Ho jokes.