Capes Are Less Perfect Than You Think

Capes are perfect because they are way more wavy than regular jackets and are guaranteed to get you street styled by Tommy Ton because he loves them. Actually, the only issue I can see with capes such as this one—from outdoor apparel label and unpronounceable brand Fjallraven (it's actually just "Fall-Raven" BTW)—is that the sleeves are so big that I feel like they'll let in all of the rain when you raise your hands towards the heavens to pray to the gawd B-Sales. Also, why the fur hood? That doesn't seem to make much sense. Maybe capes are less perfect than I thought.

  • Jayeson Forrest Douthit

    I’d wager that the sleeves are so big because they aren’t sleeves because it’s a cape.