But It’s $900

Tim Coppens will always make a fantastically expensive, kind of weird garment that I want to own, but can never justify purchasing. Take this shirt jacket for example, It’s nothing more than a sick layering piece with a color scheme that would complement almost anything in my wardrobe. But it’s $900. But it looks dope with tees underneath it. But it's $900. But I could button it in a myriad of weird, affected as fuck button configurations (cholo, reverse cholo, etc). But it’s $900. But I could tell everyone I actually own Tim Coppens. But it's $900. But I could make, like, a hilarious "Tim Coppington" joke on Twitter about it. But it’s $900.