Bring ‘Em Out The Woodwork

These Acne desert boots have sole—fat fucking sole. That wasn’t funny, right? My editor swore that one was going to kill, having you motherfuckers all knee slapping and shit. Tweet that guy and tell him to leave the comedy to me, a professional. While you're at it, tell him to start paying me so I can afford these desert boots. For real though, I need some Scandinavian flavor in my life. Everyone knows that contrasting texture is what brings the pale, damaged thirst queens on Tumblr out the woodwork. Finna bag me one of them heauxs.