Breaking Down The Most Handsome Ballers At The 2014 World Cup

Four Pins readers traditionally don't like soccer. But, luckily, we have a little bit more to look forward to this summer than the boring sport itself. Soccer has outfits and haircuts for days, not to mention some of the most handsome guys the world of men's fashion has to offer. Yes, we all know the only reason you watch Bradley Cooper movies is for the handsome dude actors, so just pretend that the World Cup is an extended Bradley Cooper movie, one in which a soccer player's younger brother gets kidnapped while on vacation in South America one summer. Cooper plays the lead roll and the only way the kidnappers will let his brother go is if American TV ratings for soccer skyrocket. Let's hit the pitch.

Andrew Meisel is a writer living in NYC who loves soccer.

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  • MoMo

    Colombia with two Os, dude.

  • Femdimes

    Shoutout to all the blacks on this

  • John

    Well this was fucking gay.

  • cozyKev

    pirlo’s beard

  • realtrehunnaJR Bow

    homosexual vibes from this article…….

  • http://fuckouttahea.net kanyeshrug

    sus

  • Guest

    You forgot Georginio Wijnaldum’s Frank Ocean looking ass.

  • Guest

    You forgot Georginio Wijnaldum’s Frank Ocean looking ass. Damn, he fine.

  • Niles

    I’m keen to keep this to purely hetero appreciations but you missed out on all the best dudes.
    Sergio Ramos, Xabi Alonso, Sergio Aguero, James Rodriguez – if you’re gonna gay out at least pick the hottest ones.

  • dj

    all those blacks on the list tho…. all those blondes on the list tho…. all the personal preference on this list tho