Brand Names That Sound Like Rapper Names

This sweatshirt is made by Merz B. Schwanen. Ego Trip has this thing where they find people who have rapper names, but aren’t rappers. Merz B. Schwanen is the perfect MC name for a dude that was big in his neighborhood in, like, the real early '90s. His hit single was a poor man’s "Humpty Dance" or some shit, you know? I clearly wrote about this item because I wanted to write Merz B. Schwanen as many times as possible. Brand founded circa turn of the century in Berlin, double v inserts, slim fit, blah, blah, blah. “YO, WHAT’S MERZ UP TO?” “MERZ BE SCHWANGIN', BRUH BRUH, MERZ BE SCHWANGIN'!”