Bougie

"Bougie girl, grab her hand/fuck that bitch she don't danceeeee." I would surmise that 78% of people who say "bougie" probably have zero fucking idea it's actually derived from this real word "bourgeoisie," and even fewer know what that means. We're all about bestowing knowledge, so here's a crash course in 7th grade Social Studies because we know you were busy hurling spit balls at chicks you were tryna acquire handies from instead of taking notes. "Bourgeoisie" is a French term generally denoting the upper and middle classes. Yeah, it's that simple. Now take pride in knowing how uppity and 1% you are by copping this grey melange sweatshirt by Soulland. HANH!

  • Jagen

    handies in 7th grade? New York grows up fast.

  • Henny

    she don’t WANNA* danceeeee