BOOM! SIMILED!

Yo, Lifetime Collective are back with their signature sweaterpants. I actually own a pair of Lifetime Collective sweats and they are extremely comfortable. They also kind of have a drop crotch, but not really, so you don’t have to worry about previous level acquaintances making fun of you. Granted, the pattern on these might be seen as a little sus. Thankfully you can’t really notice from far away. Oh shit! These sweatpants are kinda like your face. BOOM! SIMILED! I know how it feels. I thought I was looking good last week because this street style photog asked if she could take my photo, but it turned out just a picture of my pocket square.