Biking Somewhere Insufferable

Australian heavyweights Vanishing Elephant and Tailfeather have come fresh out the kitchen with these exclusive canvas briefcases. Named—allegedly—after every Trekkie’s favorite Scotsman, the "Scottie," unlike, say, a Tricorder, is not particularly futuristic. However, made with heavy canvas and beeswax treated top grain leather, it’s the perfect antithesis to anybody's Louis V fiasco, fake or otherwise. Manufactured in Tallarook, the bags also come with the token brass hardware, so you can sling that shit over your back when you’re biking to somewhere surely insufferable.