Bihlmaier’s Bong

This is a really nice wool shirt. I mean jacket. I mean cardigan. THE FUCK IS THIS, SUNSPEL? Whatever, let's just agree to disagree that this is another one of those ultimate cozy boy maneuvers. Like when Costanza combined food and sex. The polo collar plus button front plus cardigan pockets is some Doctor Moreau buggin' on sportswear type tomfoolery. Dude would most definitely be rocking this shit on his island regularly. But in that scenario, his digs would be more Ralph’s Double RL Ranch and less godforsaken gruesome deathtrap. Shout out to Bihlmaier’s bong. Legend status.