Beware (A Little While After) The Ides Of March

Rogue Territory and General Quarters came up with this moto-vest, which is currently available for pre-order ending March 18. I would say BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH LEST YE MISS OUT ON A SWEET FUCKING VEST, but I’m pretty sure the Ides of March is the 15. I mean, that's close enough to the cut off date, but if I had just said the phrase you assholes would’ve Googled it and corrected me in the comments. Also a fat shout to the homie in London writing more than I do on a weekly basis IN THE COMMENTS SECTION. We need more reader engagement like that, guys. The next Moby Dick-length comment gets 10,000 bonus points and a free tour of the Complex offices.

  • Cliff

    “Call me Ishmael. Some years ago–never mind how long
    precisely–having little or no money in my purse, and nothing
    particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a
    little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of
    driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I
    find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp,
    drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily
    pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every
    funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper
    hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me
    from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking
    people’s hats off–then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon
    as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a
    philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly
    take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but
    knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish
    very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.”

    I’ll wait out for an e-mail to coordinate the tour. Travel included right?

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