The 23 Most Swagged Out Items At Topman Right Now

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Selected Homme Blue Shirt, $60.00

Buy this dip-dyed denim shirt because you're too lazy and way too incompetent to try dip-dyeing anything yourself in your 400 sq. ft. apartment.

Black Denim Zip Skater Shirt, $60.00

Everyone is adding side zips to shirts and sweatshirts, but, surprisingly, Topman only had one or two pieces with the feature. This is one of them and it is, against all odds, very tasteful. Basically just an all black version of the aforementioned Fear of God Flannel.

Black Wadded MA-1 Bomber, $85.00

A very redeemable quality about fast fashion companies is how you can snag a bomber for a low price tag. They may not all fit perfectly or have those pleated sleeve, but you gotta take what you can get. Beggars can't be choosers and all that shit.

Navy Neppy Wool Bomber, $95.00

They even do variations, probably with all the leftover fabric from the eight billions sweaters they make. Like this blue wool version for example. Any knit/bomber jacket is pretty much a win-win situation.

Marble Print Sweatshirt, $55.00

Sort of a Carhartt WIP rip of that marble print shirt that's basically a Jil Sander rip itself that we wrote about a while back, but in sweatshirt form. And marble is a very covetable material pattern.

Biker Detail Wool Coat, $180.00

This is a solid topcoat with zippered pockets on the body. It has a really nice biker/rider silhouette, which is the make or break detail. You can also snag it with some leather sleeves if you're willing to admit you're a bit of a basic bitch.

White French Map Sweater, $35.00

I don't know why I think this thing is so cool, but it has a map of France on the back featuring the Tour de France route. Ugh, it's so fucking French I can barely stand it. I mean that In a good way. I actually might buy this.

Black Neoprene Bomber, $60.00

Somehow the neoprene bomber is cheaper than the others? I'd figure to capitalize on the trend of the material, it would be marked up a bit, but NOPE. I bet if you went up a size, this would look pretty good.

Black Washed Raw Edged Longer Length Sweatshirt, $55.00

I spy a little Kanye West influence.

Grey Long Length Jersey Pullover Hoodie, $40.00

While were on the oversized topic, this thin long-sleeve hoodie is quite drapey. I bet if you sized it right, it would look good. It's a bit big on the model here for my tastes.

Red Long Double-Breasted Coat, $480.00

From that Topman runway show we were talking about, this coat is on some real Raf Simons shit. I hate bright orange/red colors, but this is pretty on point if you're relatively poor but got a statement to make.

Navy Leather Varsity Jacket, $240.00

Oh man, oh man, another solid varsity jacket definitely directly based on the SLP grail. This time it's in navy and white and still "expensive" enough that you know it won't be total shit like H&M's version definitely is.

Navy Drop Shoulder Wool Blend Coat, $180.00

We all know drop-shoulder coats are the bomb. This one is a wool-blend for less than $200 smackaroos complete with an interesting closure. Put it on the list.

Black Long Line Bomber Jacket, $100.00

Another bomber, but this time with a slightly elongated hem. It's not quite a long bomber in the vein of Rick of FoG—more like a smedium bomber, which is something we can get behind since those other brands come in at around 2-3 G's.

Black Zip Detail Skinny Sweatpants, $60.00

Slim black sweatpants with a butt pocket. I've personally harped on the importance of the butt pocket and this is just an example of how to do it at an affordable pricepoint.

Black Short Megging 2-in-2 Joggers, $55.00

I can't believe Topman fucking used the word "megging" to describe these. But whatever. They're a lightweight shorts-pants combo. I'll stand up for this silhouette until the day I die. You could also probably work out in them if you do that sort of thing.

"Tux Zip Boot" in White Leather, $120.00

Clean, white high-tops with a zipper at the heel. They remind me of these Wings + Horns sneakers, but for, like, homeless people.

"Kingsley" White Hi-Shine Sneakers, $70.00

A pretty solid Common Projects knockoff for only $70. The thing with brands ripping CP is that a lot of them are still $300. You gotta go way cheaper to make it an effective swagger jack, like these.

Grey Snake-Print Leather Slip-on Sneakers, $130.00

Ooooooh, exotic.

House of Hounds "Tyler" Black Leather Boots, $100.00

Because Topman is so goddamn English, they always have some Doc Martens and Doc-inspired boots, a category which these kiltie boots happen to occupy. And yet, these are kinda better than Docs? Yes, the question mark was added on purpose.

House of Hounds "Taggart" Black Leather Postman Shoes, $90.00

The previous boot in shoe form minus the kiltie for those of you who hate flair.

Selected Homme Black Quade Boots, $260.00

If you're a bit more punk rock than I am (I'm made up of 93% vanilla pudding) these boots are very Ramones-like and kinda give off SLP vibes. As long as you also have torn black jeans that happened naturally, these will work.

Selected Homme "Sel Marc Noos" Black Leather Chelsea Boots, $220.00

Now, I'm not a huge fan of a pull tab on the front of any non-Blundstones, but I'm willing to make a compromise. Just chop that shit right off once you buy them and—BOOM—solid ass Chelsea boot.