Remember Beer Jesus?

This jersey crew is pretty much a regular sweatshirt/long sleeve shirt, except for the asymmetric hemline and cycling-style back pockets. So, not really that regular at all. I love rear pockets like these because you never think you'll need them and your asshole friends will just surreptitiously put illegal substances and their gum wrappers in them when you're distracted. And while that will most definitely happen, you can also be Beer Jesus at parties when you can hold way more beers than anyone else. That cute girl that came with your group will be impressed, but not enough to remember your name or why someone with your phone number is texting her eggplant emojis. And, no, the line: "Remember me, Beer Jesus, from the garden party?" will not sufficiently remind her.