Backroom Fasutian Deals

Sometimes I want to act real wealthy. Like, old money, crazy generational resentments, "holidays", hospital stays for exhaustion, gala fundraiser, functional drug habit type wealthy. To do that you need a proper long sleeve polo. And maybe a dark family secret that involves a backroom Faustian deal and amoral rationalizations. This Niuhans polo sweater is 100% wool and 100% expensive: two things that you must value if you’re gonna act wealthy. Don't forget the entitlement and subtle racism.