Avoid Swimming Like You Avoid Interacting With Real People

I’ve been seeing a lot of decent swim trunks out here. Which is good for all you Michael Phelpses out there. I’ll be the first to admit that swimming is my kryptonite. I can swim, but I look goofy as fuck swimming. I’m just not comfortable. So I fucking chill poolside catching a mean tan or just float around the pool instead. If you know you look mad ridiculous in a specific activity, you need to avoid that shit. Some of you are insano awkward when partaking in regular conversations with real live human beings. Despite your awkwardness, dress well in all situations. I would not be mad at wearing these Our Legacy trunks while I avoid swimming like you avoid interacting with real people.