At The Same Damn Time

Check out this ridiculous George Frost shoe horn/bottle opener hybrid. PUTTING ON ARTISANAL SHOES AND OPENING ARTISANAL BEERS AT THE SAME DAMN TIME! Is that reference stale yet? Probably. Can you actually not do both those things at the same damn time unless you have two shoe horn/bottle openers? Absolutely. But still, your nerd friends will love your new keychain accessory. What’s that? You don’t have any keychain accessories? YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ONLY POCKET AND LAPEL ACCOUTREMENTS? What's that? You don't have any friends? Figured. Step your fucking game up or I’m not standing next to you outside of (capsule) in January.

  • Michael
  • King James

    I usually agree with your write ups but this is kinda silly. I don’t understand how a shoehorn bottle opener is hipster. I have dress shoes and I like beer. I like to protect my dress shoes and I like opening beers without shuffling around for an opener. Seems like you were just hating to hate.