Asking For More On Thanksgiving

With exactly one month left before winter rears its testicle shrinking, dicksicle inducing head at us, now’s as good a time as any to get your cable knit game on. If you’re a more serious adult and not into repping fairy tale shit, you might want to take a look at this wool pullover by the good folks at L.L. Bean Signature. Constructed after classic Scottish cable knit designs, this navy sweater features a funnel-neck stand collar with three button closures. With free shipping and their Thanksgiving coupon (THANKS10 for 10% off) you can now scoop this extremely mature piece of knitwear for a decently affordable $134.10. What more can you ask for? Well, you shouldn't be asking for shit because it's Thanksgiving so don't worry about it.