Arguments That Can’t Be Settled By A Quick Google Search

I’m sorry, but Engineered Garments shits on whatever brand you think is cooler. I don’t even want to argue because unfortunately this isn’t the type of argument that can be settled by a quick Google search, like disputes over directions or who played the bully in Boy Meets World (although, for the record, it was that guy from Parks & Rec and that show about caterers that everyone liked, Adam Scott). On September 10th, EG will be releasing a capsule collection they did with Vans. And instead of just being lazy and just picking out some colors or plastering a lame logo on 'em, EG actually went in.

  • Heisenberg

    I think Jon Moys head would fucking explode if he saw Nick Wooster wearing Engineered Garments while talking to Mark McNairy on the phone

  • PANCAKETITZ

    I THINK JON MOY’S HEAD WOULD FUCKING EXPLODE IF HE REALIZED YOUR HED SAID “ARGUEMENTS” AMIRITE

  • Nerd

    I think Jon Moy’s head would explode if Mark McNairy, whilst wearing nothing but a Flistfia kimono cardigan and a Retaw x BoC galactic cedar car tag around his dick, took a massive glitter-filled shit on his freshly-varnished, eighteenth-century cedar work desk.

    Is this a meme now?