Approximations Of Shawl Collar Cardigans

Do you already have a shawl collar cardigan? Did it cost $745? Was it made from a 92% merino, 8% ca$hmere blend? Yeah, so you don’t really own a shawl collar cardigan. You own, like, an approximation of a shawl collar cardigan. It’s okay though. I don’t really own a shawl collar cardigan either. This Officine Generale cardigan is a real shawl collar cardigan. If I did own a real shawl collar cardigan, I’d smoke Briarwood pipes in gardens and I would mumble a lot to myself because I feel like rich dudes who wear real shawl collar cardigans only need to mumble to be understood. WEALTH IS THE ULTIMATE TRANSLATOR.

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