Appearing In The Bassmaster Classic At A Moment’s Notice

This Ian Velardi safari shirt is cool if you are into shirts that you can wear during the winter over sweaters, which obviously you should be. I've never given that look a real shot, but I've also never had a shirt with four front pockets like I'm on the verge of appearing in the Bassmaster Classic at a moment's notice. I actually hate fishing even though all of my friends went through a weird outdoors phase a couple summers back. It was the worst. I'm not trying to get eaten by mosquitoes and fuck up my sneakers for four hours all so I can ruin some fish's day. Unless, of course, I can turn said fish into an overpriced piece of sushi. But, like almost everything cool, that shit is only possible in Japan.