Appealing To The Fair Trade Humble Bragger In All Of Us

Let’s face it, everybody needs a good go-everywhere-do-all-everything bag in their lives. Enough of this “seven bags to go with seven outfits” fashion bullshit. I’m straight sonning the competition with a swift roundhouse kick to the face from the Topo Designs briefcase. Made in Colorado, these bags appeal to the fair trade humble bragger in all of us. If ethical ‘Murcan manufacturing isn’t enough to get you wet, then the internal compartments for your laptop, notebook and collapsible bazooka should do the trick. Did I mention you can wear this like a backpack? Or messenger bag? Nobody’s going to mess with the guy carrying around the FUBAR "3 way carry system".