And Just Like That, Everyone At The Party Knew You Had A Windbreaker

I always here girls flip their shit over Carven's resort collections or something, but they also make pretty great gear if you have a penis. I don’t really know all that much about fashion, so I just look for bright colors and hope for the best. Which is exactly how I found this Carven windbreaker. Remember when windbreakers were so popular you actually referred to them as "windbreakers" instead of just "jackets". Like, you’d be at a party and say, “Yo, can you toss me my windbreaker?” And just like that, everyone at the party knew you had a windbreaker. Fuck, when did we get so jaded?

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