Your girl dumped you when you stopped taking her out to dinner, but it's cool because this jacket has soccer-shaped seams, with a waist ribbed for your very lonely pleasure. Also, you're going to need that button down collar to stay toasty when they shut the heat off in your apartment and you're watching the couple across the street get intimate because you had to cancel your Netflix subscription. As far as I am concerned, Tim Coppens is killing the outerwear game and I know at least one person reading this has the funds to cop this glorious jacket. Whoever you are, hear me out, GIVE ME AN HOUR ALONE WITH IT. PLEASE.