Al Fresco Dining Or Nah?

Differences in denim theory aside, these new 3sixteen 101x jeans, that come in both a straight leg and slim tapered cut, have been washed and lightly tumble dried to break them in a little for you. If you're tryna get new denim, like, right now today this very second, you should probably cop these because soft, broken-in denim is so much easier to wear when it's 900 degrees out and you have to pretend that you're not uncomfortable eating al fresco while your genitals baste in the swampy mixture you call the crotch of your jeans. And yo, al fresco dining? Fuck that noise. If you got A/C I'm all up in your guts. I'm not tryna to eat right next to where you let your dog shit on your morning walks.