The Aftermath Of Some Very Average Sexing

Guys, this Malin & Goetz cigarette flavored wax sticks is kind of genius. Think of all the post coital lighting up you were doing before and how damaging that shit was to your lungs. With this you can light a candle in the aftermath of some very average sexing and save yourself a trip to the cancer ward. Roden Gray have even gone to the trouble of reminding you that these candles offer 60 hours of burn time. At the price of $55 not real Canadian dollars, that's less than a dollar per hour! With top notes of basil and mid notes of chestnut honey (DIP?) this is the least financially irresponsible alternative to smoking actual cigarettes anywhere on the Internet.

  • nicksugai

    Cannabis one though is the biz.