Advances In #Menswear May Actually Be Making Our Lives Harder

Despite its overly cumbersome name, I still really like Over All Master Cloth because they crush shit like this simple oxford cloth shirt. I mean, is it just me or is everything getting so complicated, guys? Remember when a dope OCBD and a pair of Tretorns were all you needed to stunt? THOSE WERE THE HALCYON DAYS, THE ACURA DAYS. Now you gotta be at least contemplating wearing a fucking apron and only buying the right version of a sneaker Nike makes in seventeen thousand iterations. Like, technology is continually complicating and stressing out our lives and advances in #menswear may actually be making the our lives harder. Although, not really 'cause that guy you compete with for the "Most Stylish Guy At The Coffeeshop Who Doesn’t Appear To be Gainfully Employed" trophy is straight thriving in some Rick dunks and fancy sweatpants. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS KEEP IT SIMPLE MAN, so buy another blue OCBD because I know you sold all your old ones to buy a Wil Fry jersey.