Being “Adults” In The Loosest Possible Sense Of The Word

Shouts to Junya for making these sorta drop crotch sweats with a zipper fly. You finally don’t have to be like that kid in elementary school that pulled his pants all the way down when he pissed at the urinal. Everybody made fun of that kid. Granted, I’m not saying that’s actually a real problem now that we’re all adults. The real problem now is that everyone will say it looks like you took a dump in your $400 sweatpants. So, despite being "adults" in the loosest possible sense of the word, everything still revolves around bowel movements.